Recently I took the task upon myself to make an image in dedication to Liberty Prime, chief among the most awesome of robotic companions. After editing different parts from my Fallout 3 screenshots (it’s hard taking something from Fallout 3 out of a background, because you have to guide the magnetic lasso between brown-grays and other gray-browns), I assembled together the following image attempting to depict Liberty Prime in all his zealously patriotic glory.

I can hear him in my head, "DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE"

The only thing left, naturally, was to make an appropriate satirical caption poking fun at both  how ridiculously over the top his pro-American slogans are, while mentioning how his pseudo-cold era mentality still applied during to the last administration. Unfortunately, after conferring with the co-writer of the blog, the conversation took an unfortunate turn and this came out of it:

Sometimes the creative process makes great things . . . other times it fails

This, unfortunately, is in the latter category. I’m afraid it falls upon you, the valiant readers, to apply a more suitable caption. Suggestions are welcome!